If you are still wearing pants, you are not trying hard enough

On foxiness!!!!
jk i did that long ago hehehe
but really. we are going to attempt to break the Guiness Book of Workd Records for largest costume party or something like that, more details after we come back.

RULES
1. You post your top 10 fantasy guys/girls
2. You tag 10 people.
3. You CANNOT tag someone who has already been tagged.
4. You have to let the people you tagged know that they've been tagged.
5. These are the rules they must be repeated every time.
6. THERE MUST BE PHOTOS! AT ALL TIMES!

My list is in no particular order and it changes depending on the color of my shoes
but for this time and because you asked , i give you

The Xris list

Natalie Portman in Closer
she is so wicked and mostly naked  need i say more?



Scarlett Johansson in The Prestige (btw very good  movie) oh do i got a couple of tricks for her


Steve McQueen in Bullit
really xris?- YES! no one looks that good in a turtleneck


Uma Thurman in The Producers.
she dances, sings and eventually tidy-ups


Marsha Thompson in Black Knight. the only good thing about this movie is her
love the accent! and she wears a corset MEOW!


Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn
oh boy those hips, those boobs and that wickedass snake !bite me! bite me hard!!


Milla Javovich in Ultraviolet
Always been a fan but on this movie she looks ultrahot!!


Lark Voorhies my Saved by the Bell entry.
Lisa Turtle be still my nerdy heart i would so wear a pocket protector just so she could ignore me too


Kat Von D the only non-actor on my list but i have a thing for tattoed chicks, i have to say i did like the curvier miami ink Kat instead of the (LA ink)slimmer version they sent to the west coast


and last but not least
Gael Garcia Bernal in Bad Education
that smile, those weird fangs that tight little .. oh my i gots the vapors


Hope You go watch some of the movies i chose this people from.
i don't know who to tag next .

Okay.  SO.... Mark  (a.k.a Panasonicyouth) started this thing


Here are the rules:

1) Only list 8 facts.
2) You must then list 8 TAGS at the end of the post. This means you must name 8 people on Buzznet who now must do the same blog.
3) Go comment on their profile and tell them to come read yours! Mark demands participation.

THE LIST:

1) At 9yrs old  my dad put me on a train to go visit my grandma by myself and 14hrs later i missed my stop and had to hitchhike to grandma's from the next town. (i never told him that)

2)I hate my feet, they are normal, they are a good size, the toes are all proportionate to each other, they really don't smell  bad  nor do they have a fungus problem but i freaking hate them

3)When i was much younger i bought 2.5 lbs of weed for a party that never happened and ended up smoking the whole thing in one week (just me and my buddy)

4)I will be blind in one eye in a few years

5) Iam growing my hair for locks of  love and once i cut some split-ends and grow it another inch i will be able to send them 10in so they can make a wig for a child.

6)I was given permision last month to stop wearing pants at work but only if my stats remained high and if i promised to never call out. (i have a 98% on my scores, i haven't missed work in months. pants be dammned)

7)My daughter makes my eyes tear up everytime she gives me a hug and #3on this list is not the reason why her name is  Pot

8)I do not have OCD. I do not have OCD, I do not have OCD.I do not have OCD.
I do not have OCD. I do not have OCD, I do not have OCD.I do not have OCD. I do not have OCD, I do not have OCD.I do not have OCD. I do not have OCD, I do not have OCD.I do not have OCD. I do not have OCD, I do not have OCD.


And this is who I tag:

theshadowboxer, tomdog, dvl, shazzib, seb, storytime, friartuck, cephallus

Each of you must tag 8 more people and you can't tag someone who has already done one. Make a friend.

OH MY GOD!!! Pot has taken the biggest dump to date, of course i have been let down by diaper failure before, but this time nothing could have prevented the poopalanche .
Is that valid? to add (av)alanche to a word, rendering a 'sudden great or overwhelming rush or accumulation of something' because if that is the case then, I was in the middle of an Emolanche last weekend at the mall, but that's another story, let's go back to the poop. where was i? oh yeah! elbow deep in a poopalanche, poor Pot, she was covered to her neck in green sticky poop (oh many of you gotten this far? hehe, hello parental units ) i tried to hold my breath but it took a long time to get it all cleaned up and i gagged as my eyes started to water and my stomach climbed up to my throat , ''DEAR LORD!'' i screamed (meaning i squeeled) as i held Pot over the bathroom sink. ''oh child you done your daddy wrong!'' i tried to say but all i got was 'hmmp eeerrrk gguuuaah hee'' .it was horrible i tell ya'  but now she is taking a nap and she looks so cute on her little dress that i picked out, i hope she stays clean untill Nat comes home, this is a new outfit nat hasn't seen yet, maybe we can go out to eat before i go to work.(nat you reading this?) but on the mean time i have to go wash some bottles and trow in that onesy on some bleach or something, hell ama just gonna burn it all to hell i dont think i can save it, i can't even tell what color it was and..oh crap she is awake, i bet you she is hungry i would if my stomach was empty all of the sudden.

other titles:
Have you ever pooped in technicolor?
How to make a maggot puke.
Baby poop vs Hell. what smells worst?
I think my baby has gone sour

:(

hey i was trying to post  all day but it didn't work i was going to tell you guys about getting kicked on the head by my unborn child, as iam at work right now the picture i was going to use is not with me and iam not sure if this will go thru anyways but it was a cool thing, i was listening to Nat's belly and talking to it, we think Pot can hear me and i like to listen to all the weird noises in there and i was paying close attention to a new noise, it was like a slow scrapping getting close and then going away when I FELT IT!! it was awesome! a swift kick to the head knocked me square on the heart.

i felt Pot moving around for a while then i guess it was nap time but i still talked onto Nat's belly for  a little longer i can't wait to feel Pot again. :)  

to the powers that be:

iam tired of looking at tits (never have i uttered such a phrase)

iam sad this site is turning into a pubescent boy's wet dream.

I heard things were going to change ("there is a new sheriff in town") i didn't think you meant T&A would prevail in the featured photo page, anyone can take a shot of an ass and call it art (giving-in to this concept makes everyone an ass) and it seems that as of late all the "coolest users/site in buzznet" and featured photos have been of myspace runaways, what happened? is headquarters too close to hollywood? or is it that in order to atract possible advertisement clients, buzznet must become what other sites once were? when was the last time a 40 yr old man with something to say became a featured user? when was the last time a black and white picture of a moment was on the front page? when was the last time a rainbow made the buzzbot tingle and as far as sunsets go, i rather see a good sunset than bookmark another seet of tits for my <I>spankbank</I> . i mean, i will, because iam too a pig but is not the reason why i once liked this site alot more than now.

iam sad buzznet is getting pimples and ditching school to hang out with the popular kids.

 

 

wrote this cuz i was bored
and cuz Edward Gorey rocks!

A is for axa who was poisoned with gold and also for abbie who died form a cold
B is for bigtanky now go suck a fuck she died of claustrophobia well she actually got stuck
C is for Comentatorno1 and his brother P1 they both gorged themselves on some bad curry lamb
D is for dvl, dgecko and doubleb they fell off a mountain while looking for me
E is for ero, that guy was a champ but then he got stabbed one night by a tramp
F is for feebalk, funksteena and friartuck while crossing the street they got hit by a truck
G is for ghostgirl and the lovely sweetgee they got shot by teacher at a university
H is for hunhun and while at burning man she blew herself up along with her van
I is for ilisu who loved colors bright and was tragedly killed in some senseless fight
J is for finkel, trust me on the spell, her and the abscondmongrel got sent back to hell
K is for kristyanne a shortie sweet chick who got trampled to death by a rednecked hick
L is for lexmonkey he disloged his jaw he turned inside out and that's all i saw
M is for matt who had little dogs but wasn't inmune to adam's stinky clogs
N is for northshorerian she called buses a (boose) and while tending her garden got gored by a moose
O is for ooo he had bad bad luck, his big frenchie head got squashed by a rock
P is for paxgitmo a great mind for blogging and while fighting for freedom triped a mine without knowing
Q is for quixotic she loved to hang loose and she still hanging up there, her neck on a noose
R is for ribstealer who was afraid of the rain and while looking for cover got hit by a train
S is for schvetybetty she was a girly deluxe but she fell one day to some strong chicken pox
T is for tomdog he was also big tease and fell to his own tomdog bug disease
U is for u and those i forgot i really can't ryme so tis all i got
V is for venomiss she was stalking jolie and fell on her head while climbing a tree
W is for woodnutter a man with broad shoulders who got traped in at work in between of two boulders
X is for xris the guy writing this he ate a big steak and got madcow disease
Y is for yorrick he had a thing for a goose but was killed by a lady with a big huge caboose
Z is for zilzala the natural disaster she finally found love but was eaten by her master.

 

There is a dirt road far from home it sits there waiting for me to visit and on nights like this my car seems to drive itself there, I've never gone past the old farm i like to stop there to watch the stars and enjoy the silence, tonight there was a couple of horny teenagers parked in my spot, thinking of my young days i decided to drive away and give love a chance (not sure if they would have stoped anyways)

I drove for a few miles and came upon a crossroad i sat there waiting to make a choice, a tree was swaying in the hot breeze its branches seemed to point west my internal compass wanted to go east, the full gas gage on my car told me i could drive for miles before having to stop again, tired and wanting to stretch my leggs i parked and got out, I got lost in my toughts, cursed my luck and my god, looking for something or someone to blame for the choices i've made in my life, i never heard the car aproach

A brand new prius pulled up next to me as i was extending my middle finger to the sky, an odd looking guy dressed like Al pacino on carlito's way got out and asked if i needed help, his voice had the raspy quality of a life time smoker, the way his eyes were glowing under the moonlight pierced my soul and sent shivers down my spine

I don't know why, maybe i wanted to be "the crazy one" on that road maybe i was a little scared maybe i just wanted to be left alone but i told him i was trying to sell my soul. He looked at me cocked his head and asked what the price was, the night stood still, the breeze stoped blowing the tree was no longer dancing, the moon and the stars seemed to hide behind some dark clouds a cell phone was ringing in the distance, a cell phone?!! as i woke up to answer the lady on the  phone  apologized she thought  the number she was calling was the number for the holly spirit church after hrs service.

Weird i haven't craved a cigarrete more than after i hanged up with her, weird i was going to buy some last night when i filled up my tank before going home , weird my gas tank is empty.